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Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

We all know that Valentine’s Day 14 February 2017 is fast approaching. All those people who have their lovely partners, such as a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, and wife, will spend this beautiful day with their lovely partner. But those who have no partner will spend this day as Anti-Valentines Day. If you Do not have Valentine’s partner. Do not be worry about it, being single is also very excellent and impressive. There are some funny anti valentines day quotes which you can share with your single friends on this day for your enjoyment. Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes.

Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes Are

  • “I am single the reason is that I was born that way.”
  • “Today is Valentine’s Day. And, as a man, I like to call this day, Extortion day.”
  • “Instead of enjoying this Valentine’s Day of this year, I am enjoying the Discount Chocolate day.”
  • “I think, therefore I am single.”
  • “I can not wait to spend this Valentine’s Day with my lovely boyfriends… Ben & Jerry.”

  • “Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine’s Day.”
  • “Being single is not bad. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.”
  • “I won’t cry for you. My mascara is too expensive.”
  • “My single feels so good; I will only have you if you are loving than my solitude.”
  • “Too many women lose themselves into romance because they are afraid of being single, then start making compromises and losing their identity. I won’t do that.”
  • “As a single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it says you’re sexy and you’re taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.”
  • “When I am lonely these days, I think that so bE lonely, Liz. Get your way around loneliness. Make a map of loneliness. Sit with loneliness, for once in your life. Welcome to the human life. But never again use another person’s body or emotions as a scratching post for your unfulfilled yearnings.”

  • “You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single connection that is truly central and crucial in life is the relationship with the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose.”
  • “To love madly is to love greedily because the goal of that love is not the true advantage of the beloved but only the exercise of love in our souls.”
  • “I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world operates according to different rules than my regular human world.”
  • “I am a fan without any lover. I am lovely and also lonely, and I also belong deeply only to myself.
  • “This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something.”
  • “Everyday is Valentine’s day; it does not need specific date or day to make your lover feel special.”
  • “Valentines Day is very fake. Because if you love a girl, you will treat her special every day. Not only one day out of 365 days.”
  • “Valentine’s day is an excellent chance to change your girlfriend and boyfriend.”

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